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Corona

Mexico

by Staff | 2002.10.19

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This is a perfectly acceptable beer for 93-pound women or one of Fabulous Julien's Chelsea boys. Perhaps there's some sort of frat-boy spring break element at play, but it's absolutely baffling that heterosexual males would willingly pay premium prices for a beverage with the consistency and taste of watery Tijuana urine. If it's the "exoticism" of a Mexican beer that you crave, Sol and Dos Equis are vastly superior. It's worth mentioning that any beer that performs best with an accessory slice of fruit is not meant for male consumption. The fact that they actually make Corona Light and sell it in 8oz bottles is mind-boggling. The drinkers of Corona are typically little girls, lightweight Asians and Smirnoff Icers slumming it south of the border.

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