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Coors Light United States
There are two perfectly valid reasons not to drink Coors. Firstly, the beer is horrendous, a thin, tasteless highly-carbonated mess. Secondly, the brewery's owners take pride in supporting right-wing political organizations. Essentially, in return for giving your hard-earned skrilla to these Heritage Foundation Neo-Nazi fuckers, you are presented with a few ounces of urinary-track infection swill. It's not a good deal, Adolph. We'll have to write off Dr. Dre, Dougie Fresh, Kareem and any other reasonable shill as either a blissful ignoramuses or an evil bastard who sold out to the skinheads. Read more articles in Beer Garden » |
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