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Amstel Light Holland
If you're an Amstel Light drinking American, the odds are 78% that you were a member of a college fraternity in the Northeast. And now you're the assistant to the financial assistant at Financial Assistants, Inc. Amstel Light offers the benefit of drinking a both a foreign beer (without looking chichipoopoo) and a light beer (without looking like big sissyboy). The Dutch do know their beer, and Amstel Light is a fairly solid beverage, despite the whole "dude, reading Yeats is, like...dude" aspect. Those in the know are aware that it's actually Heineken in a brown bottle. Read more articles in Beer Garden » |
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