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Foster's

Australia

by Staff | 2002.12.18

There are only two interesting thing about Foster's. Firstly, it's from Australia. And secondly, it comes in jumbo cans. Although the Outback origin might indicate that Foster's is the type of beverage slurped down by Croc Dundee and his gang of Aborigine while betting on dingo fights, this isn't a particularly remarkable or flavorful beer. It has a run-of-the-mill density and taste similar to typical American lagers, which certainly makes one wonder if it's really worth transporting this stuff halfway across the globe. But if you have to drink out of a can, it might as well be a big one.

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